eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree
i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun
“ Being a movie star is a quality that somebody sort of embodies, and being a celebrity is something that people give to you. It has to do with being recognizable, as opposed to something that people recognize in you. I just hope to make good movies. I know that sounds simple, but it’s true. ”
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
WILDCATS
THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
IT’S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE
CAUSE I’M MR BRIGHTSIDE
AND I’M JAVERT
EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN’T SO GREAT
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING
and a partridge in a pear tree
This is the funniest shit ever
officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle